Dinner on a Dollar (Ramen Song)

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College student making Ramen noodles

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Ten cents a package and my pot runneth over

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Hey buddy, can you spare a dime?

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I’ll eat Ramen noodles one last time.

And it’s

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Starch with flavored water again

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Starch with flavored water again

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MSG and sodium

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Starch with flavored water again

Sunday dinner making something special

So I make a box of mac and cheese

Tomorrow I’ll have hot dogs at RC Willy

And hit up Costco for some samples of chili

But for now it’s

Starch with fake cheese powder again

Starch with fake cheese powder again

Calories number something seven-ten

Starch with fake cheese powder again

Monday night getting ready for FHE

I’m sick of pasta so I wonder what to eat

Open up the cupboard and grab a tortilla

Steal cheese and salsa and I make a quesadilla

And it’s

Starch with cheese and salsa again

Starch with cheese and salsa again

Starch with cheese and salsa AGAIN!

Starch with cheese and salsa again.

Tuesday night I rummage through the pantry

Eat what I can and go see Aaron next door.

He says, “Marcie! How’s it going? Have you eaten?”

I say I haven’t…but I have. Is that cheating?

Of course not! Cuz he makes me

Starch with flavored water again

Starch with flavored water again

I mean, who makes Ramen for company?!

Starch with flavored water again

Soon-to-be-YouTube-sensation Music Video

My cousins and I decided to spend our day creating this.  The only cameras available were the ones on our laptops, so it's not the best quality.

Feel free to watch this a billion times so people in Germany will recognize me when I walk down the street.  

Na Na (NyQuil)

This song is composed of three parts.  They can be mixed up and switched around however and whenever you wish!

Here is a lovely recording I made with two other ladies.

Capo 4

Part Uno
A.................. E.....................
What makes a heart freak out?
.........D.............................A.....E 
What makes a heart beat slow?
A........................E...............
What about your countenance,
........D...............................A.... E 
your smile your laugh your eyes?
A................... E.................
Whatever it is it makes me
D.........................A......................... E...........
think of you even when I'm with the other guys

(Follow the same AEDAE pattern throughout the song)

Part Dos
I can't seem to stop these blue eyes from seeing you. I'm stuck to you stuck to you, like bubble gum to shoe.
I can't seem to stop this red heart from wanting you I'm made for you made for you, like NyQuil for the flue

Part Tres
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na naaa  (And yes, this is the exactly correct number of na nas.)