Capo on fret 2
Fsus2 looks like this: (It's a bar chord)
e-----1----
B-----1----
G-----2----
D-----3----
A-----3----
E-----1----
CHORUS:
G.....................................................C..............................................
Poke. Poke. The engagment is a joke joke joke jaja joke joke.
Am............................................. F.............................
Update your status, use the tagging apparatus.
Am.................................... G.................................C...........................
Stalk your ex-lover and go offline for cover....It's Facebook.
G..........................................................Fsus2...........................
1. I got home from school today and pulled up my profile.
G...........................................Fsus2...........................
I have a slow computer, so it's taking quite a while.
G....................................................................Fsus2...............................
Facebook makes a popping sound when someone wants to chat.
G................................................. ................Fsus2.......................C.......D...
I have to turn the volume down cuz my roommates don't like that. CHORUS
2. Shane got off his mission, he’s got 42 friends and counting.
He uses the “people you might know” tool and the number keeps on mounting.
His boss, his sister’s husband, some random guy named Tom,
the mailman some mission buddies, and Michael Phelps’ mom. CHORUS
3. New crush just accepted me. I click to see his page.
Check his wall, status, info, pictures and his age.
I looked at his relationship and to my dismay:
I thought he was into me, but dang it all, he’s gay.
Chorus':
Poke poke. It was only a joke joke joke jaja joke joke.
His roommates wrote the lies that had me traumatized.
He doesn’t really swing that way so don’t believe all that they say….on Facebook.
4. Facebook finally loaded. It took most of this song.
I have more than a thousand friends. If you think I’m lying you’re wrong.
Facebook is both a noun and verb as everyone can see.
The reason for the song I wrote is to tell you to facebook me. CHORUS