Sunday, February 28, 2016

Dinner on a Dollar (Ramen Song)


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College student making Ramen noodles

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Ten cents a package and my pot runneth over

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Hey buddy, can you spare a dime?

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I’ll eat Ramen noodles one last time.

And it’s
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Starch with flavored water again
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Starch with flavored water again
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MSG and sodium
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Starch with flavored water again

Sunday dinner making something special
So I make a box of mac and cheese
Tomorrow I’ll have hot dogs at RC Willy
And hit up Costco for some samples of chili

But for now it’s
Starch with fake cheese powder again
Starch with fake cheese powder again
Calories number something seven-ten
Starch with fake cheese powder again

Monday night getting ready for FHE
I’m sick of pasta so I wonder what to eat
Open up the cupboard and grab a tortilla
Steal cheese and salsa and I make a quesadilla

And it’s
Starch with cheese and salsa again
Starch with cheese and salsa again
Starch with cheese and salsa AGAIN!
Starch with cheese and salsa again.


Tuesday night I rummage through the pantry
Eat what I can and go see Aaron next door.
He says, “Marcie! How’s it going? Have you eaten?”
I say I haven’t…but I have. Is that cheating?

Of course not! Cuz he makes me
Starch with flavored water again
Starch with flavored water again
I mean, who makes Ramen for company?!
Starch with flavored water again